MM Apparel “Satchel of Richards” Knight Tee – Unisex Tri-Blend

MM Apparel – Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards

For the days when “bless your heart” just isn’t strong enough. Our “Satchel of Richards” Knight Tee delivers medieval-level sarcasm with a fully armored knight on horseback and old-world script across the back. Perfect for the gym, game night, or any kingdom that appreciates dark humor.

Why you’ll love it

• Bold back print featuring a knight on horseback with the phrase “Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards”
• Front chest MM Apparel shield and dagger graphic for a clean look from the front
• Soft, lightweight tri-blend fabric with just the right amount of stretch
• Unisex fit that works for both men and women
• Great for lifting sessions, casual wear, or triggering your favorite squire

Details

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles, side-seamed construction
• Regular fit

Grab one, suit up, and let everyone know exactly how you feel—without saying a single modern word.